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1:If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
2:I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.
3:I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.
4:If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.
5:They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!,Funny whatsapp status with emoticons
6:Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
7:Don’t talk about yourself so much… we’ll do that when you leave.
8:Okay mom…you know I love you…but I can’t accept your friend request on Facebook.
9:The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it.
10:They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.,Funny whatsapp status with emoticons
11:It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
12:I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.
13:The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.
14:I’m not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
15:It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.