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Author: whatsapp status Published date: 2013-07-30
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1:Gud Girls R Found In Every Corner Of D Earth..But Unfortunately Earth Is Round!!

2:Bus Stop Pe Larki Ko Dekh K Larka Bola: Tu To Meri Jan Hai, Tu Mera Iman Hai, Larki Ne Sandle Utari Tou Larka Bola: Mein B Pakistan Hun, Tu B Pakistan Hai!

3:Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….

4:Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

5:A Man Phones A Mental Hospital And Asks The Receptionist If There Is Anybody In Room 27. The Receptionist Goes,Checks The Room, Comes Back To The Phone And Tells Him That There Is No One In That Room. The Room Is Empty. Good, Says The Man. That Means I Have Really Escaped!,Funny status for whatsapp in hindi

6:Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai. .Hath Mein Cigret Mun Me Pan Hai. .Mashoor Ye Shetan Hai. .Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai. ..Parhna Isay Ata Nhi, .Class Me Kabi Jata Nai, .Canteen Iski Jan Hai, .Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai. ..Jalso Me Sab Se Agay Hai, .Naaro Me Sab Se Agay Hai, .Imtehan Me Naqal Iski Aan Hai, .Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai. ..Larkio K Pichay Para Hai, .Jo Larki Ghusa Ho Jaye Zara, .Tab Yeh Uska Banta Bhai Jan Hai, .Yeh Student Ki Pehchan Hai.. facebook status

7:Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par,Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai…

8:New Punishment 4 Mobile Owners. Miss Call K Liay JAIL Sms K LiayUmer Qaid.Call K Liay PHAANSI .....Ap Mat Daro; KANJUSO Ko To&Quot;AEK LAAKH&Quot; Ka Inaam Hai.

9:Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge…

10:Ek Don Ka Beta ORAL EXAM Me Fail Ho Gaya, Ghar Aakar Wo Apne Dad Se Bola- Sun Baap , Un Logo Ne 3 Ghante Tak Apni Puchhtaachh Ki Apun Bhi Terich Aulaad Hai , Saala Mooh Kholaich Nahi…,Funny status for whatsapp in hindi

11:Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya, Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai. Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon.

12:Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya. Bachon Ne Kaha Aba Jan Ko Bachao. Sheikh Sahab Kehtay Hain: ?Mujhay Choro, Daikho Bahar Unit To Nahe Gir Rahay Hain??

13:A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:How He Made His Money ?The Old Guy Said:Son, It was 1932,The depth of the Great Depression I Was Down To My Last Nickel I Invested That In An Apple And Spent The Entire Day Polishing It;& At The End Of The Day,I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples.I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued This 4 A Month,By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $.1.37,Then My Wife’s Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars..! :(MORAL:Hard Work Is Just Shit..:OFind A Chick Whose Father Is Rich, =P :D facebook statuses

14:At A Restaurant: When You Ask The Waiter > Stupid Question:- Is The 'Paneer Butter Masala' Dish Good?? > Answer:- No, Its Terrible And Made Of Adulterated > Cement. We Occasionally Also Spit In It.

15:Man 1: I M Alwayz Delighted Whn People Stick Their Noses In My Bussiness. Man 2: Why, What Do You Do? Man 1: I've A Company, Make Tissue Papers... ;->
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